Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact. The most sober thing a drunk person could say (via pure-desolation)

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weshouldbe-killers:

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snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

What the fuck xD

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jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

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